» http://choosechoice.tumblr.com/post/83106354027





The idea that fertile people with vaginas shouldn’t have PnV sexual intercourse until they are ready to get pregnant assumes that all fertile people with vaginas want to be pregnant someday, which is a…

 ” “people with vaginas” those are called women” omfg ????? not all women have vaginas and not everyone with vaginas are women get over yourself jesus fucking christ.

"If you don’t want your reproductive organs to do what they were literally designed for, then don’t have sex."

i hope everytime u have sex is to get pregnant or impregnate someone or, besides cissexist and ignorant, you’re also hypocritical




fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

here’s another fun fact: you don’t cure eating disorders by telling me you’re fatter than me and that i’m already thin

Academy Award winning film, The King’s Speech.



  • Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Doctor: Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
  • Me: No.
  • Doctor: Are you taking birth control pills?
  • Me: No.
  • Doctor: Do you use condoms?
  • Me: Nope.
  • Doctor (beginning to look concerned): Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant?
  • Me: Not that I'm aware of.
  • Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone): Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy?
  • Me: Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off.


I feel the same way sneakers


Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”


so many people who are attempting to be counter-culture and progressive and liberal don’t like fight club because they think it’s an oversexed white male dominance fantasy and that’s exactly right. that’s what fight club is cutting at and making fun of

that boxy chested dudebro with the tyler durden poster in his dorm is the one the joke is on. it’s written by a queer man as a jab at over-privileged anxious 90’s white men with sexual frustration that they can only channel and expel by beating the shit out of each other

and actual stuff is happening around them, their actions have consequences, there is art and science and cancer going on around them and they wanna blow junk up and the narrator realizes this in the end and destroys that side of his personality because it went too far

that’s the punchline that’s the point of fight club y’all